Peewit

Peewit=== Peewit ==

Peewit (aka Peewee, aka William) is Johan's stupid lucid gnome boyfriend. He is Jester of the King who is not good enough to receive a name, despite the fact that no one finds him funny. He has an obsession with food and rides around on a goat everywhere.

Musical Talents
He has none. In spite of that fact, Peewit owns many instruments and often sings. His musical library includes but is not limited to: Sometimes the writers make it so he can competently play instruments, but sings poorly, sometimes he does both poorly, because the writers hate me.
 * A mandolin
 * A lute
 * A hurdy gurdy
 * My people need me.png harp
 * A recorder flute

Spiraling into uncontrollable alcoholism
Although it's censored in the show, in the comics, Peewit is a debilitating alcoholic. He chugs wine and gets black out drunk frequently and his family is honestly beginning to worry. Plots surrounding Peewit's drinking habits include, but are not limited to: And, quite possibly my personal favorite
 * Peewit getting drunk in the woods and Johan having to come save him
 * Stealing Rachel's wine and nearly getting hexed for it
 * Eating spicy food and having to down a ton of wine to save his tongue
 * Being held down and forcefully made drunk to do a man's bidding, what the h e l l?

Family
Like seemingly everyone else in this series, Peewit seems to lack any parents despite presumably being only a teenager.

Being gay
His life partner is a lesbian tree by the name of Johan. Despite the fact they often argue "they're labeled as buddies forever" and Johan is constantly saving Peewit's sorry ass.

Trivia

 * Peewit was created as Johan's counterpart because Johan seemed too stoic and serious. In other words, they complete each other
 * His voice actor is our lord and savior Frank Welker
 * His hair is McDonald's french fries
 * For some odd reason, Peewit received several stand alone episodes while Johan didn't.
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