Queen Gerard

Gerard=== Gerard ==

King Gerard is a 13 year old boy, who for some reason has too much shit going on in his life.

Family
Like everyone else in this series, Gerard seems to lack any and all parents. However, unlike most people, he actually does have family members. All of which are trying to murder him.

Aunt Imperia kept him imprisoned for three damn years claiming he was sick and somehow NOBODY THOUGHT TO COME CHECK ON HIM FOR THREE YEARS

His cousin, Malcolm the Mean, turned him into a deer and attempted to hunt him down for sport. And he would've gotten away with it too, if he hadn't unnecessarily expositioned the shit out of a painting and given himself away.

His uncle Lepold is by far the most boring familial villain. He's simply a bland 'NyeEeEH, I hate happiness and flowers' villain with no substance whatsoever.

Clockwork Fetish
One of the only things Gerard has going for him in his life is Clockwork Smorf, a robot he stole from Handy without a second thought. This moron cannot function without his robot because he's just that pathetic. For some strange, unexplained reason, Gerard can understand Clockwork despite the fact he does not speak English.

Trivia

 * His entire family hates him
 * For one inexplicable scene, his balls dropped and he had a manly voice, it was weird
 * Cannot function
 * Is a flawless king somehow, despite being fucking 12
 * Gay


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