Poet Smurf

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Porn Smurf
Poet Smorf is one of the most unnappreicated smorfs in the village. He writes poems all day that nobody gives a shit about and whines when said thing happens.

He also got into hard drugs once.

Passive aggressive bitch
Given the fact he's a soft spoken poetry nerd, you'd think he'd be a push over or really sweet, but you would be wrong. In actuality, Poet is a whiney spiteful bitch who will 1000% stab you to death with that quill.

Love life
He and Painter totally fuuuuck. And then they fight. And then they fuck again.

Trivia

 * He gay
 * He stutter
 * He's a crack head
 * Nobody gives a shit about his poems
 * -|Gallery=I don't think I have any imgs of him.