The Moor's Baby

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The Moor's Baby
The Moor's Baby is the 34th episode in season 3 of The Smurfs show, and a Johan and Peewit episode. (For once)

The A plot follows teething infants and math and the B plot follows Robotnik trying to steal an emerald and Johan FUCKING DYING IN THE PROCCESS.

Summary
The episode begins in Shroom Village with Fetus Smorf sobbing obnoxiously. Despite the fact it is established Fetus has been crying for hours, Papa only now concludes Fetus is teething. The stalkers surrounding Papa Smorf's house are astonished, as they've somehow never heard of teething before. Because this show takes place in a fantasy world, Papa Smorf says Fetus needs a visit from the Tooth Fairy, as opposed to something to simply chew on.

The episode then sets up the B plot, Robotnik telling his henchmen Snively and Guy Who's Tooth Hurts to get the emerald from the Ambassador of Zad.

Then, the best characters, Johan and Peewit, finally show up, with the King Who's Not Good Enough to Recieve a Name teaming up with Johan to expositon the shit out of the audience. Peewit complains about food, hilarity ensues, this is the C Plot for episode.

Joining the smorfs in Shroom Village, some notably pointless shit happens that's never properly resolved, but hey, at least it completes the beginning arc of the A plot. The beginning arc for the B plot is also completed with Robotnik telling his henchmen to kill the Ambassador in either a rock slide or by destroying the bridge depending on what direction they go.

Johan and Peewit arrive at the Ambassador's camp only to discover the Ambassador's baby is also teething. Johan offers to get something back at the castle, and leaves agains despite the fact they had just got there and were going to head to the castle anyway.

The smorfs then reach the Tooth Fairy's cave, who won't stop moaning because she's been grounded for the last 300 or so years. She explains to the smorfs that a curse was placed upon her and they have to solve the puzzle to open it, which is basic fucking algebra.

Meanwhile, Johan crosses the now weakened bridge and falls and dies. Inexplicably, Bayard is fine and defends Johan's corpse from a grave robber. He then alerts Peewit and the Ambassador, thwarting Robotnik's plan because now they have to stay put while Johan recovers from fucking dying. Rather than put him in a bed they put him on a god damn uncomfortable wooden door because who cares, he's only broken every bone in his body. Peewit tells Papa Smorf he's alive, and that's the last we see or hear of him.

Then the Ambassdor's baby is kidnapped by Robotnik's henchmen, who end up in the cave. After opening Jokey's present, they flee for their lives and are caught by the Amabassdor. As the Ambassdor is questioning them, the smorfs, yet again, attempt to grasp the concept of basic math. Fetus solves the problem because why not and the Tooth Fairy is freed. The Ambassador then finds his no longer teething baby.

The smorfs fly away on Feathers and so, the episode ends wITH JOHAN'S DEATH NEVER BEING RESOLVED. THEY JUST SAY 'HE'LL' BE OKAY,' AND JUST SWEEP HIS DEATH UNDER THE RUG. THE NEXT EPISODE THEY APPEAR IN DOESN'T COVER IT EITHER. HE'S JUST FINE???

Trivia

 * Papa Smorf states "it has been three hundred years since anyone around here needed services from the Tooth Fairy" despite the fact the smorfs are all established to only be 100
 * Johan fucking dies in this episode
 * Baby is the only one who understands basic mathematical concepts
 * This episode, while hilarious to watch and riff on, is mediocre at best when analyzed seriously
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